Today is the First Sunday in Lent. If you attended a church with a reasonable semblance of liturgy, you may have heard the story of the temptation and fall of Adam and Eve from the third chapter of Genesis. That being the case, you'll appreciate the tackiness of today's lighted sign at the ELCA church down the road:
FORBIDDEN FRUITS CAUSE MANY JAMS
Gosh! Who would have thought a church could make sin sound so yummy!