Sanguinary Tackiness

I left blogging it until after the sign had been changed, but last week's message from the neighborhood ELCA church sign said something like:

LENT IS ABOUT GIVING BLOOD TO SAVE LIVES
BLOOD DONOR DRIVE ___DAY, __-__ P.M.

That's what I call the "Red Cross Theory of Atonement" -- Jesus is the universal blood donor spreading antibodies against sin to people of blood types A, B, AB, and O; let us therefore donate our blood in remembrance of Him!

If this message inspires you to donate blood, thanks and remember - I have Type B.