All right, snicker if you must.
Here are the words. You'll have to take my word for it that the music is equally hokey. The bracketed numerals indicate beats of rest in the voice part, while the accompaniment moseys along and the vocalist nods and winks at people in the audience.
I'm going on a journey,  and I'm starting today. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your waiter!
My head is wet,  and I'm on my way. 
Christ's mark is on me;  it's on you, too; 
It says he loves me,  and he loves you, too! 
I'm becoming this day [etc.] a saint of God.
It really doesn't matter what roads I trod.
Wherever I go, God's been there, too.
God's love has touched me and will carry me through.
There are other saints who have said amen.
They'll keep me faithful to my journey's end.
Along the way I want to be
The kind of person that God set free.