Featured this week on the neighborhood ELCA church sign:ATM INSIDE: ATONEMENT, TRUTH AND MERCY
Make fast withdrawals from your savings account in the storehouse of heavenly treasures! Check your balance in God's books quickly, securely, and confidentially! A nominal transaction fee may be charged! Do you wish to continue?
Coming soon: INTEL INSIDE: I NEED TO EJECT LUNCH
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