Thursday, February 5, 2009

Everlasting Tackiness

Spotted today on the lighted sign of the ELCA church down the street:

IN TIME, BOTH SNOW AND ANGER MELT

Wow. I am overwhelmed by the possibilities... of snappy come-backs, that is.

Mark 1: IN TIME, BOTH SNOW AND ANGER MELT ...BUT YOU CAN ONLY WRITE YOUR NAME IN URINE ON ONE OF THEM

Mark 2: IN TIME, BOTH SNOW AND ANGER MELT ...BUT WE'LL BE SHOVELING THIS CRAP FOREVER

Mark 3: IN TIME, BOTH SNOW AND ANGER MELT ...SO ENJOY THEM WHILE THEY LAST!

Tackiness: the gift that keeps on giving! Share your ideas of how to complete this thought in the Comments!

1 comment:

sam said...

You should submit to Crummy Church Signs. I had a sign published there a few years back.

http://crummychurchsigns.blogspot.com/

Great site! Thanks for blogging