The time has finally come to air my pride in a city that really knows how to turn out a memorable street sign. And so, with thanks to the St. Louis Public Library, may I recommend for your amusement...
- Acme Ave. - Site of Wile E. Coyote's favorite mail-order company
- Aero Dr. - The very name gives one a lift, doesn't it?
- Alamo Ave. - Where no one lasts long, but we'll remember them
- Aldine Ave. - Known, until 1929, as Lucky St.
- Aloe Plaza - Not as soothing as it sounds; named after one Louis Aloe
- Bacon St. - Not as yummy as it sounds; named after one Henry Bacon
- Bisque St. - All right, I'm getting hungry now.
- Blow St. - Don't laugh; it's named after Henry Blow
- Cadet Ave. - Actually named after Pierre "Cadet" Chouteau
- Cardinal St. - Amazingly, this street in the City of the Cardinals is named after one Jean Marie Cardinal!
- Checkerboard Square - Named for the Ralston Purina headquarters
- Chevrolet Ave. - Named after the General Motors plant
- Cologne Ave. - By any other name, the German city of Köln smelleth, er...
- Euclid Ave. - Named not after the great Greek mathematician, but for a street in Cleveland, Ohio.
- Eureka Ave. - Named not for an expression of joyous discovery by the ancient scholar Archimedes, but for the state motto of California. Nevertheless, if you find this one-block-long, unmarked street, you'll probably say "Eureka!" in the original sense of the word.
- Frisco Lane - "Frisco," also the name of a favorite Ted Drewes flavor, evokes no less scenic a vista than the freight yards of the St. Louis & San Fransisco Railway.
- Gas Light Square - You'll think I'm trying to drive you mad when I tell you this street was named for a theater district that no longer exists.
- Gay St. - Would you want to live there, even if it is named after a certain John Gay?
- Grape Ave. - A very refreshing place to live!
- Gravois Ave. - How would you feel if you knew that one of the south city's busiest streets is named for the French word for gravel?
- Half St. - Just because it was really narrow
- Hydraulic Ave. - Because of the nearby Hydraulic Press Brick Co.
- Itaska St. - Misspelled from Itasca, the lake at the headwaters of the Mississippi River, this name sounds for all the world like it means something in a Native American dialect. Actually, it was coined from the Latin words veritas caput, meaning "true source." How do you like that?
- Iron St. - After the industry
- Ivory Ave. - After one John Ivory
- James Cool Papa Bell Ave. - Don't you want to live there? It's named after a baseball hero of the old Negro Leagues.
- January Ave. - Another street in my neighborhood, surprisingly named after one Derrick January!
- Limit Ave. - Because it was located at the city limits
- Natural Bridge Ave. - Because (duh) the road crossed a natural-arch bridge
- Pacific St. - Not beachfront property at all, it's named for the Pacific Railroad.
- Palm St. - It sounds so warm and tropical, but really it's named after one William Palm.
- Quiet St. - Mum's the word!
- Race Course Ave. - After a track that no longer exists
- Produce Row - Near Commerce Row and Market St. I'm not kidding!
- Saloma Ave. - Bad taste and bad spelling come together in this street named in honor of a biblical villainess.
- Sublette Ave. - A landlord's worst nightmare? Or named in honor of William and Solomon Sublette?
- Teachers Dr. - If you want to avoid catching dirty looks, avoid this street in the neighborhood of Harris-Stowe College.
- Unter den Linden - Huh? Oh, yeah...it's also the name of a street in Berlin, Germany.
- Valentine St. - I don't know if it's a great place to go as a couple, but it's named after a Capuchin monk who served as St. Louis's first Catholic priest.
- Vest Ave. - I hear cummerbunds are out and vests are in, but this Vest is named after one George Vest, whose memory is decidedly out.
- Violaview Dr. - I'm really curious about what this is supposed to mean. Was this street the home of a nude string quartet that played with the drapes open?
- Vulcan St. - Though named in honor of the nearby iron works, it still sounds like a nice place to live long and prosper.
- Zepp St. - Notable only because it sounds funny, and it's at the end of the alphabet.
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