Monday, August 31, 2015

The Chessman

The Chessman
by Dolores Gordon-Smith
Recommended Ages: 14+

Being a book reviewer can sometimes be a logistical nightmare. For example, I was asked to review this book through MuggleNet, but I had to sign up for the pre-publication review site NetGalley to get a copy of it. When I did so, I found I hadn't been given permission to download this book and while waiting for the publisher to clear me to read it, I started using the site to review other books. By the time I had a chance to read this book, someone else had already reviewed it for MuggleNet. But I read it anyway, and I enjoyed it, and I am now plugged into a fantastic opportunity to review lots of new books at no charge, proving once again it's an ill wind that blows no good.

This book, scheduled for release in December 2015, is the ninth in the series of Jack Haldean murder mysteries. They are period pieces, set in 1920s England. The hero is a mystery writer who sometimes consults with local police or Scotland yard to solve real-life murders. He has a game leg resulting from his service in World War I, or rather as it was known then, the Great War. And in this book, at least, he is revealed to have a cousin who lives in the quaint village of Croxton Ferriers, where a man's body is found gruesomely murdered, wrapped in a carpet with a bouquet of lilies and stuffed into a cupboard in the vestry of the local church.

The circumstances of the murder suggest two things about the killer: first, that he is a dangerous lunatic; and second, that he is a local bloke who knows his way around the village, and particularly, his way into the normally locked church. Called in by his cousin to aid Inspector Ashley, Jack sniffs out a pool of suspects that narrows rapidly from everyone in town to three or four men - really only two, when it comes to brass tacks - but as bodies continue to drop and suspicion on the likeliest suspects continues to be thwarted by iron-clad alibis, a solution remains elusive.

The killer definitely shows signs of being deranged, sending taunting letters to his victims before their deaths identifying himself as the Chessman and leaving pieces from an expensive chess set at the scene of each crime. Hanging the murders around the neck of the right man is difficult when the identity of a couple of the victims is in question and when the prime suspect's whereabouts at the time of each murder may or may not prove whether he could have done it. Connected with the murders is a set of mining shares that have suddenly become worth a lot of money, the heart of a beautiful but unhappily married woman, the uncontrolled rage of a man maimed in the war, another man's desperation to hide his disgraceful war record, the death of a blackmailer who conspired to steal his own wife's diamonds, the criminal affairs of a chauffeur who happens to be his boss's illegitimate son, and lots of problems with drug addiction.

I thought this was a brilliantly structured whodunit, featuring a series of murders that took on entirely different aspects as the apparent motives changed, and a sleuth who puts himself in terrible danger more than once to solve the crime. Maybe I'm brilliant too, because I actually guessed how it was all going to work out long before it occurred to the sleuths, but my guess wouldn't have been worth anything without the evidence they uncovered. I could definitely see myself going back to the beginning and reading this whole series straight through from book 1, which is A Fete Worse Than Death.

Monday, August 24, 2015

Felicity the Dragon

Felicity the Dragon
by Ruthie Briggs-Greenberg
Recommended Ages: 5+

I read a lot of books aimed at a younger age group, but very seldom do I get down among the very littlest readers or books to be read aloud to even littler kids. This is one of the littlest and lightest books I have read in a long time. But it was also the first book I was allowed to review pre-publication through the NetGalley website. It's also the first time I've successfully downloaded a book into my Kindle for pre-publication review. It feels like I've turned a new page as a book reviewer, only I didn't touch any actual pages. I hope I don't mess this up too badly.

Ruthie Briggs-Greenberg is a painter and sometime book illustrator who both wrote and illustrated this book. Set to be released Sept. 1, 2015, I think this is the first book she authored. In a few rhyming lines decorated with adorable paintings it tells the story of a lonely dragon who doesn't fit in with her kind. One day while watching some children play alongside a castle moat, she sees a boy fall into the water and dives to save him. This act of kindness brings Felicity her first taste of friendship and feelings of belonging.

It is a little, light, gentle story that shows how being nice to others can bring more happiness than being mean. The rhymes aren't perfect and the story isn't a conventional blockbuster, but in its brief and direct way it could become the go-to book for children struggling to fit in, maybe helping steer them away from the path of bullying at an early age.

Sunday, August 23, 2015

The Woodcutter

The Woodcutter
by Kate Danley
Recommended Ages: 14+

My introduction to the books of Kate Danley happened to be her debut novel, though by the time I found it on a truck stop's audiobook sale shelf she had written several more. I happened to be listening to it at the same time as I was reading Tom Holt's The Outsorcerer's Apprentice, so I will probably always remember both books as part of a weird experience in which fractured fairy tales were coming at me from all directions. While Holt decanted his mixed cocktail of multiple folk tales for comedy into a glass garnished with a twist of contemporary social satire and a salting of science fiction, Danley played her medley of magical stories with a totally straight face. This book is a deadly serious, grown-up take on the land of stories that never for an instant winks at the reader or acknowledges a real world outside its own Grimm reality.

The character of the woodcutter stands at the meeting point of twelve magic kingdoms, the balancing point between humans and the fey, the nexus between dangerous wild magic and the tamer sort that makes dreams come true. He carries an axe that has never tasted the sap of an unwilling tree, and he wields it with all the responsibility of the keeper of the balance between two intersecting worlds that would otherwise tear each other apart. He guards the truce between magic and ordinary life. He polices the succession of princes and princesses to kings and queens, watches over their children and tries to ensure that true love finds a way in at least half the royal matches. And he tries to keep regular folk from being swept up in stories or addicted to fairy dust, either of which could destroy them.

Generation after generation of nameless woodcutters have carried this responsibility. But the woodcutter in this tale faces a threat that could end his line and subvert the benign magic of the true-love kingdoms to a will that only cares about power. There is a creature in his woods that stalks people with magical blue blood - the rightful heirs or destined true loves of the twelve kingdoms - and steals their souls. There is an evil queen at large who wants to control all the kingdoms. There is a villain who is separating pixies from the trees they inhabit, causing the trees of the wood to die and unleashing misery into the world. And there is a vile trade in fairy dust going on that is ruining lives and upsetting the balance of the world.

Armed with three enchanted axes besides the one passed down through the woodcutter's line, he leaves his beloved wife and sets out to right all these wrongs, even if it takes the ultimate sacrifice. Along the way he gets tangled up in darker and deadlier versions than you may know of the stories of Snow White, Red Riding Hood, Rumpelstiltskin, Jack and the Beanstalk and more. He crosses paths with Odin and the Wild Hunt, Titania and Oberon, giants and a river god, Baba Yaga and a bridge troll. If you can name a Grimm fairy tale but don't know how grim it can be, you'll find a surprise in this book.

There were moments when I didn't care for it. At times I found the relentlessness of the drama a bit wearing. I've enjoyed many dark versions of fairy tales, though, and in a final overview this one was uplifting compared to some. It has a certain purity and wholesomeness, a very cleancut worldview and an overall theme of sacrifice and resurrection that might be especially appealing to Christian families. But at the same time it reveals some of the nastier things usually hidden on the underside of folklore, with themes such as addiction, pollution, environmental exploitation, child abuse, prostitution, and the damage that can be done by cynical politicians and their blind followers. To her credit, the author pulls together a variety of stories into a seamless whole and communicates in rich, carefully chosen, sensually persuasive language.

Kate Danley hasn't been publishing long but she already has a list of titles bearing witness to a very productive writer. Besides the stand-alone novel Queen Mab there are also five "Maggie MacKay, Magical Tracker" books, four "O'Hare House" mysteries, and two "Twilight Shifters" books so far. They all seem to inhabit the shadowy side of faerie literature or the realm of ghosts and haunted houses. Based on my impression of this debut book, I am open to giving her work another look.

Sunday, August 16, 2015

130. Sunday After New Year Hymn

There isn't a Sunday between New Year and Epiphany every year - only, in fact, when Christmas Day lands on a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday. Known in some lectionaries as the Second Sunday after Christmas, it has the same Introit as the First. The Gradual is a catena of Psalm 106:47, the second half of Isaiah 63:16, and Psalm 145:21. The Epistle is 1 Peter 4:12-19 and the Gospel is Matthew 2:13-23.
Lord Jesus, when You test us
With fire and fierce ordeal,
Remind us by what anguish
You set on us Your seal!
From infancy You raised Your heel
Against the wily serpent;
Your wounds all ours will heal.

How Bethlehem's environs
With infant blood flowed red,
While Joseph with Your mother
And You to Egypt fled!
Recall the tears their mothers shed,
O Lord, when Your disciples
Through fiery trials are led!

From folk and country driven
At such a tender age,
In foreign parts You sojourned
Till past was Herod's rage.
As we with evil pow'rs engage
Bide with us, Lord, and in us
Our lonely battle wage!

Whatso by faith we suffer
Is fellowship with You.
Wherever we may wander,
You are our Homeland true.
With gifts of grace refresh, renew
Your cross-bought people, Savior,
Till we Your glory view.
The tune I have in mind for this hymn is WOHL DENEN, DIE DA WANDELN by Heinrich Schütz, 1628.

Saturday, August 15, 2015

129. Sunday After Christmas Hymn

Moving along with my "hymns for every Sunday of the church year" project, here's one for the Sunday after Christmas. One of the historic introits for the day comprises verses 5, 2, and 1 (in that order) of Psalm 95; another option replaces verse 5 and 2 with a non-biblical text. The Gradual is Psalm 45 verses 2 and 1 (in that order) followed by Psalm 95:1. The Epistle is Galatians 4:1-7 and the Gospel is Luke 2:33-40. And this time I'm actually going to go with the tune O CHRISTE, MORGENSONNE that I originally mated with my Advent 4 hymn.
Rejoice, O holy city
Built by the Lord's strong hand;
For now, behold! Redemption
Has come into the land,
So longed-for and long planned.

Lo, in the time perfected
God sent His maid-born Son;
Born under Law, that sinners
Might from its curse be won
And as God's heirs be known.

He came, the Child appointed,
A sign to be opposed:
Raised up and cast down many,
Men's secret thoughts exposed,
Yet richer grace disclosed.

For even His pure mother
Would be pierced by the sword
That judges soul and spirit:
The wounding, healing word
Of Christ, our living Lord.

O Lord, sure is Your witness;
Your throne bestrides the earth.
You are from everlasting,
And glory clothes Your girth;
Can we but praise Your birth?

You, who wear strength and vastness,
Became so weak and small!
When all was still at midnight,
You came down, Light of all,
To cries and rags and stall.

You, Lord, for us descended
Our fortunes to reverse:
Gave over realms of blessing,
Was made for us a curse,
Salvation to disburse.

This confidence had Simeon
When to God's house You came,
O Son of God; and Anna
Believed and saw the same.
With them we praise Your name.

For peace and joy unending
We thank Your infant tears,
For bringing us salvation
From all our foes and fears,
And for the faithful seers.

Thursday, August 13, 2015

What PC Gets You

Three years ago today, I posted a list of ridiculous words in a Facebook comment congratulating a friend on his new job. For some reason it came back on my newsfeed today and I made myself laugh. Here is a list of words that I thought would sound funny if you changed gender-specific suffixes such as "-man," "-maid" or "-boy" to "-person."
  • alderperson
  • backwoodsperson
  • baseperson
  • bellperson
  • boatperson
  • bogeyperson
  • bondsperson
  • bowperson
  • brakeperson
  • caiperson
  • cattleperson
  • countryperson
  • cowperson
  • craftsperson
  • fireperson
  • fisherperson
  • frontiersperson
  • gamesperson
  • Gerperson
  • guardsperson
  • gunperson
  • handyperson
  • hangperson
  • helmsperson
  • henchperson
  • highwayperson
  • horseperson
  • huperson
  • huntsperson
  • iceperson
  • inhuperson
  • journeyperson
  • merperson
  • middleperson
  • midshipperson
  • milkperson
  • minuteperson
  • nonhuperson
  • oilperson
  • ombudsperson
  • outdoorsperson
  • plowperson
  • postperson
  • rifleperson
  • sandperson
  • seaperson
  • selectperson
  • shaperson
  • showperson
  • snowperson
  • sportsperson
  • statesperson
  • strongperson
  • subhuperson
  • superhuperson
  • switchperson
  • talisperson
  • tradesperson
  • tribesperson
  • watchperson
  • wolfperson
  • woperson
  • woodperson
  • workperson
  • yachtsperson
  • yeoperson

Saturday, August 8, 2015

The Outsorcerer's Apprentice

The Outsorcerer's Apprentice
by Tom Holt
Recommended Ages: 14+

Benny Gulbenkian of Orpington, Kent, is a university physics student who, from his Uncle Gordon's affectionate viewpoint, is not just gormless but "a black hole into which gorm falls and is utterly consumed." Yet when he stumbles upon YouSpace - a technology that transforms doughnuts into transdimensional portals - hidden in his uncle's closet, Benny becomes Prince Florizel, the ruler of a fairy-tale kingdom in an entertainment format so immersive that it's actually real.

Somewhere over the doughnut there's a place where knights slay dragons, and woodcutters slay granny-eating wolves, and all the other stock fairy-tale characters live stock fairy-tale lives. But one day a forest maiden named Buttercup awakens to the absurdity of it all. A knight named Turquine gets fed up with dragonslaying. A goblin king realizes after centuries of warfare with the dwarves, something needs to change. The way things have always been done in their world just isn't sustainable - but to realize this, they must begin to think thoughts that should not be thinkable. Somehow their dawning self-awareness is connected with a gormless prince who doesn't really belong. Benny, meanwhile, appreciates too late that in a world that has a taboo against food with holes in it, he has no way to get home.

These and other slightly cracked characters, working from different directions, slowly arrive at a sinister discovery. The mysterious and all-powerful wizard, who has been part of their world for thousands of years, isn't what he seems. More than just another member of the fairy-tale set, the wizard is an outsider with a profit motive for meddling in the affairs of a magic kingdom. He is, in fact, using talking trees, elves, dwarves, knights and woodcutters as cheap labor. It's all about outsorcery: finding fantasy-world solutions to first-world problems. And though Benny just wants to go home, an annoying unicorn somehow convinces him he has a higher duty as the only one who can put things right.

If you're having trouble following all this, you might want to check out some of Tom Holt's previous novels, especially Doughnut and When It's a Jar. I've only read the former and a few other books by Holt, but even allowing for material I may have missed I found this book funny, exciting and brain-stimulating all at once. And I'm starting to suspect this is a pattern in Holt's work. Among science fiction authors who cast hopeless, average people of today's world in great science-fiction and fantasy adventures infused with cutting-edge theories and even sharper humor, there is no one who equals him since the passing of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett. It gives me joy to reflect on the long list of his books, because it foretells many hours of richly satisfying reading to come.