Carl's Doomsday Scenario

Carl's Doomsday Scenario
by Matt Dinniman
Recommended Ages: 15+

In this first sequel to Dungeon Crawler Carl, a man and his cat continue to become a galactic social media sensation as they struggle to survive a live, planetwide Dungeons & Dragons campaign with little more than their wits, Princess Donut's charisma and Carl's increasingly effective punching, kicking and stompking skills. Now they're on Level 3 (of potentially 18 – but nobody has ever gotten past Level 13). They get to choose a species and class. Donut chooses cat and former child star; Carl's choices are more surprising. I'll let you find out about his species, but I'll hint that his class involves rapidly developing bomb-making skills. By the end, you'll know why this book has the title it does. It's gonna be a big deal later on, without a doubt.

So, Level 3. It's one of the levels divisible by three, don't ya know. As such, it's an installment in a scripted fantasy known as the Overcity, which prominently features a lot of elves and skyfolk (winged creatures who lord it over everybody else). It's also a place where quests happen to you, whether you want them or not. Carl and Donut get caught up in one almost immediately – a story about a circus that became a hellscape when the Overcity fell into shadow. How they get out of that isn't what's important right now; though the outcome gives them some leverage in the entertainment universe. It's their next quest that really blows up, figuratively and literally. We're talking a Kobayashi Maru scenario for a couple of crawlers. It's almost as if the evil corporation behind the game is afraid of their success and wants to kill them off before they get too big. But a whole bunch of other crawlers get swept up in it, and before it's over, cosmic alliances may be broken, shots are fired (not only within the dungeon) and an entire civilization teeters on the brink of economic collapse. Good times.

Carl is still that "I won't let them break me" guy we all know and love – especially the foot-fetishist AI controlling the game, as evidenced by the fact that he never makes any progress toward getting shoes or pants. Donut is still the wisecracking puddy-tat who can swing in a heartbeat between cuddling and killing, purring and hissing. She also shoots rockets out of her eyes, and commands the loyalty of a rapidly growing velociraptor. Their party grows by yet another member in this book, but this gift from a fellow member of the dungeon crawl's Top 10 leaderboard could have a dagger hidden in it, if you know what I mean. It's a stage in their adventure where they gear up for levels yet to come, learn a lot and, intentionally or otherwise, make more powerful enemies than ever before. And there's still lots of levels for them to get through if they want to survive. It's nonstop scary, thrilling, laugh-out-loud fun.

It looks like there are going to be at least 10 books in this series, though only eight have been released so far. A master of LitRPG, Dinniman is also the author of such "apocalyptic fun" as Kaiju, The Grinding and Operation Bounce House.

Coyote vs. Acme

I've taken my sweet time blogging about it, but I actually saw Coyote vs. Acme on its opening day, last Friday. Of course I did. Because I've been dying to see it since the news broke that Warner Brothers tried to bury it, for tax reasons, and Ketchup Entertainment coughed up big bucks to unbury it. Rumors that it was shelved because it was a bad movie, or wouldn't make money, have now been laid to rest: it's done rather well, even compared to other Looney Tunes theatrical features. In its opening weekend, it scored a second- or third-place box office behind the unstoppable Spider-Man: Brand New Day (which even I saw, and enjoyed) and maybe also Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey (which I didn't). Locally, it was up against Spidey as well as The Dog Stars this week – another movie I'm supposed to enjoy but that I have no interest in seeing. It has also gotten pretty spiffy scores on Rotten Tomatoes. So, by general consent, not a terrible movie and not a commercial failure, either. How much of its success does it owe to its (pun intended) underdog narrative? I dunno. But let me tell you what I personally thought about it.

I thought the movie blended live action and animation beautifully, with lots of Looney Tunes legacy characters appearing in roles big and small, and flesh-and-blood actors encountering them in a convincing way. You stop looking for artifacts of eye contact not quite happening and kind of forget that there was no actual coyote on set for Will Forte or Lana Condor, as Wile E. Coyote's lawyer and his niece/intern/conscience respectively, to interact with. Also, the original voice actors behind the many animated characters are gone, but the movie's voice cast (mostly Eric Bauza) did an almost perfect job of recreating the characters. The cast also features good work by John Cena, Luis Guzmán and others. I have no complaints about the production values. As for the story, it blended zaniness that did, actually, make me laugh out loud, and some tenderness that got me a little choked up.

It's a send-up of the fact that Wile E. Coyote's efforts to catch the Road Runner are never helped, and always disastrously hindered, by an endless series of gadgets he orders from the Acme Corporation. Based (loosely, I think) on a New Yorker article in the form of a facetious legal brief in the coyote's multi-million-dollar lawsuit against the company, it delves into such Saturday morning cartoon-adjacent topics as inhumane treatment of product testing subjects, shady coverups by "too big to fail" businesses, judicial and Congressional corruption (Cena: "I don't pay you to laugh, Senator!") and certain personal injury lawyers who have given up on real ambition (to say nothing of dedication to their clients) and content themselves with nibbling the crumbs of small-time litigation. It has a client who speaks only in a limited number of painted signs, who noisily builds Rube Goldberg machines in his motel room and who is quietly plotting the downfall of the Road Runner throughout his journey through the legal system.

Three Scenes That Made It For Me: (1) Obviously (lump in throat) when the Road Runner shows up in court. (2) A paint can plus a brush equals a railroad tunnel ... if you ever watched Warner Bros. cartoons, I think you can guess where this scene is headed. (3) Visiting Daffy Duck in the lunatic asylum, where he assumes Will Forte is there to pose pantsless for a painting. Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

What's in Te Laudamus?—Part 2

I resume my survey of what's in the new Protes'tant Conference hymnal at hymn 217 of 322 (mostly ignoring the numbers, however). I hoped to get through the hymn department in this go, but human frailty prevented it. Let's see if I manage it next time. I'll immediately resume using abbreviations introduced in the previous installment, so be on your toes.

Easter hymns, 216-227, are prefaced by a painting of Jesus' resurrection and another Dietrich collect.

• "Christ the Lord is risen again" is by Michael Weisse, translated by Winkworth and set to a chorale that TL identifies as CHRIST IST ERSTANDEN ("Christ is arisen"), though it borrows some characteristics from the closely related chorale that TLH identifies as CHRISTUS IST ERSTANDEN. Kind of a mash-up of the two, really, including an Alleluia refrain.
• "Christ Jesus lay in death's strong bands" is Luther's Easter hymn, translation Massie, set to Luther's chorale adaptation of a plainsong titled CHRIST LAG IN TODESBANDEN. I'm going to stop mentioning the times a collect is added at the end of a hymn to fill unused page space, as after this hymn.
• "The day hath dawned" by Nikolaus Herman, translation by Russell and others (including Carver), is set to Herman's own tune, ERSCHIENEN IST in its third appearance so far in the book.
• "Awake, my heart, with gladness" by Gerhardt, translation Kelly, comes with Crüger's scrumptious tune AUF, AUF MEIN HERZ, proper to this hymn.
• "Today in triumph Christ arose" by Kaspar Stolshagen, set to its prper chorale, HEUT TRIUMPHIERET and followed by a resurrection woodcut.
• "Like the golden sun ascending" by Thomas Kingo, translated from Danish by George A.T. Rygh, is set to the rhythmic version of Johann Schop's WERDE MUNTER ("Speak, O Lord, Thy servant heareth").
• John of Damascus' "The day of resurrection," translation Neale, comes to us attached to Walter's HERZLICH TUT MICH ERFREUEN (not VERLANGEN), previously seen in the Advent section. The woodcut after it depicts Jesus in the garden admonishing Mary Magdalene, "Touch Me not."
• "Welcome, happy morning" by Fortunatus, translated by John Ellerton, is set to the chorale SEI DU MIR GEGRÜSSET, as in TLH. Some may know this hymn in an alternate translation, set to Ralph Vaughan Williams' tune SALVA FESTA DIES ("Hail thee, festival day"). Well, funny I should mention it, because ...
• "Welcome, festal morning!" is Carver's translation of the same hymn, starting with two refrains (A and B) at the bottom of the second page of "Welcome, happy morning" and continuing for another two pages with stanzas, starting with "Lo, the gracious beauty," set to the plainsong SALVA FESTA DIES. I think I have to ding TL for hiding the refrains on the previous page, out of line-of-sight from the rest of the hymn. I don't think it bodes well for its practical use as the editors intended.
• "Jesus Christ, who came to save" by Luther, translation composite, is actually a hymn I've translated myself! (Shameless self-plug) And it's set to the tune JESUS CHRISTUS, UNSER HEILAND, DER DEN TOD (not to be confused with the similarly named tune to Jan Hus' communion hymn).
• "Triumphantly, His garments gored" is by Benjamin (not Michael) Praetorius and set to the magnificent tune, O HEILAND, REISS DIE HIMMEL AUF ("O Savior, rend the heavens wide"). It features a footnote explaining the word "tows."

Ascension hymns, 228-230, begin with ...

• "Be glad, God's children round about" by Erasmus Alber, set to the author's own tune, NUN FREUT EUCH, GOTTES KINDER ALL—not to be confused with NUN FREUT EUCH (lieben Christen gmein). Only after this are the remaining hymns in the section prefaced by a color painting of Christ's ascension and another Dietrich collect.
• "We thank Thee, Jesus, dearest friend" by Selnecker, translation Loy, is set again to ERSCHIENEN IST.
• "Oh, sing with exultation" by Anders Arrebo, in Døving's translation, and set to the chorale AUS MEINES HERZENS GRUNDE ("My inmost heart now raises," etc.). An ascension woodcut follows.

Pentecost hymns, 231-235, start with ...

• "Come, Holy Spirit," a single-stanza antiphon set to the plainsong VENI SANCTE SPIRITUS, and only then comes the color painting and Dietrich collect.
• "Come, Holy Ghost, God and Lord," from one medieval Latin stanza and two added by Luther, is set to its own chorale KOMM, HEILIGER GEIST, HERRE GOTT.
• "Creator Spirit, heavenly dove" is one of those odd-even stanzas celebrations, with the chorale KOMM, GOTT SCHÖPFER on the left and the plainsong VENI CREATOR SPIRITUS on the right. Text from Latin by way of Luther by way of Massie. And when the tune credit says Sarum, I believe that's professional antiquarian-speak for Salisbury, England. As in, Stonehenge. But not that old.
• "Oh, enter, Lord, Thy temple" by Gerhardt, translation Winkworth, is set to Crüger's lovely tune ZEUCH EIN, and I'm delighted to see it. It was an important enough hymn, in the era of TLH, that Jan Bender included it in a book of Hymn of the Day arrangements keyed to that book; yet it's been missing from Missouri Synod hymnals ever since. Its 13 stanzas spill across four pages, however. It does cost a bit in real estate, though TL's editors made the choice of repeating the melody on the third and fourth pages.
• "Now do we pray to God, the Holy Ghost," with an anonymous German stanza expanded into four by Luther, is set to its own chorale, NUN BITTEN WIR. Essential Lutheran Pentecost material.

Trinity hymns, 236-240, return to the pattern of starting with a color painting (an altarpiece by Dürer) and a Dietrich collect.

• "I believe in one God" is a through-composed, four-page-long plainsong setting of the Nicene Creed, harmonized by Healey Willan (more from him is to come—no surprise if you've had the pleasure of hearing Reuning play Willan's setting of the Divine Service on a Sunday morning). LW had this melody as well; my vicarage congregation may have been one of the few ever to use it in worship. I love this setting, but teaching it to a congregation is a project and a half.
• "We all believe in one true God" is Luther's paraphrase of the Nicene Creed, set to the chorale WIR GLAUBEN ALL (harmony by Praetorius—and I always mean Michael unless otherwise specified). There's another footnote about optional accidentals and a long Amen, different from the one I learned for this tune.
• "God the Father, be our Stay" is again a medieval hymn filtered through Luther, by way of Massie, and set to the chorale GOTT DER VATER, WOHN UNS BEI. I applaud TL for reverting to the three-stanza version instead of the pathetic "Triune God, oh, be our Stay" option that replaced it in LW or, perhaps worse, the confusing choice between the one- and three-stanza versions offered in LSB, which forces those of us who care to instruct the congregation to skip the apparent first stanza and sing just the italicized stanzas 1, 2 and 3. Yeesh. Thanks, TL, for walking that abomination back.
• "The mystery hidden from the mind" by Gerhardt is set to the chorale ES WOLLE GOTT ("May God bestow on us His grace"). I'm a little miffed that the book passed on the opportunity to set it to EIN NEUES LIED, as in Evangelical Lutheran Hymnary (ELH); see a couple hymns ahead. The stanzas overflow onto a third page, complete with melody.
• "Isaiah, mighty Seer" is Luther's interpolation and paraphrase of the Sanctus, all in one long stanza that goes on for three pages. Again, a chore to teach to a congregation but worth it once accomplished!

Reformation hymns, 241-252, begin with a painting of Luther at the Diet of Worms divided across two pages, followed by a collect not specifically by Veit Dietrich, for once.

• "A mighty Fortress is our God," Luther's paraphrase of Psalm 46, is set to its own chorale, EIN FESTE BURG, rhythmic.
• "A new song I now fain would tell" is Luther's very first hymn, commemorating the faithfulness of the Reformation's first two martyrs, and set to Luther's own tune, EIN NEUES LIED (see? I said you'd see it in a bit). It goes on to 12 stanzas across four pages, with melody repeated on the second spread, followed by a page-and-a-half-long historical note related to the song that doesn't mention one thing I've learned about this hymn—it may be the tune that introduced the major key as we know it, turning a corner from medieval to modern music.
• "Lord, keep us steadfast" by Luther with stanzas added by Justus Jonas, translation Winkworth, is set to its proper chorale, ERHALT UNS, HERR.
• "O Lord, look down from heaven, behold" is Luther's paraphrase of Psalm 12, set to its own chorale, ACH GOTT VOM HIMMEL, a confident lamentation.
• "Dear Christians, one and all, rejoice" by Luther, translation Massie, is a confession of Law-Gospel belief, largely in quotation marks attributed to God the Father and the Son, and set to its proper chorale, Luther's own NUN FREUT EUCH.
• "If God had not been on our side," also by Luther and translated by Massie, is set to its own chorale, WÄR GOTT NICHT MIT UNS and followed by a woodcut of Luther.
• "O God, our Lord, Thy holy Word," source unknown, is translated partly by W. Gustave Polack and partly by Carver and set to its prper chorale, O HERRE GOTT. Its eight stanzas overflow (with melody) onto a third page.
• "In these our days so perilous," adapted by Luther from early-church Latin and translated by Massie, is a one-stanza prayer for peace elsewhere given as "Grant peace we pray in mercy, Lord," and set to its own chorale, VERLEIH UNS FRIEDEN.
• "Salvation unto us has come" by Paul Speratus, set to its own chorale ES IST DAS HEIL, is such a monumental hymn (weighing in at 14 stanzas) that its closing doxology is actually two stanzas long.
• "The mouth of fools doth God confess," Luther's paraphrase of Psalm 14, translation Massie, is set to its own chorale, ES SPRICHT DER UNWEISEN MUND. It's another rarity that I am overjoyed to see; in fact, I once translated it myself, unaware at the time of Massie's version.
• "Dear to me is the holy Maid" by Luther, translation Massie, is subsectioned "Church" in case you're wondering who this woman is. It's set to its own chorale, SIE IST MIR LIEB, and again, it's a bit of a rarity these days.
• "In peace and joy I now depart" is Luther's paraphrase of the Nunc dimittis, set to his own (attributed) tune MIT FRIED UND FREUD. Like pretty much this whole section, it's a worthy challenge to teach this hymn to a congregation if they're open to learning something truly beautiful.

End Times hymns, 252-264 (including the hymn just mentioned, which seems to be sectioned as both Reformation and End Times), proceeds with a color painting by Rubens of the baby Jesus' presentation to Simeon, and of course a Dietrich collect.

• "A pilgrim and a stranger" by Gerhardt is set to Crüger's beautiful tune WIE SOLL ICH DICH EMPFANGEN ("O Lord, how shall I meet Thee"), which has sadly been pushed out of its proper place by that old workhorse, VALET WILL ICH DIR GEBEN. Gerhardt's 14 stanzas, with repeated melody, spread across four pages.
• "Be glad, my heart, and fear no more" by Gerhardt, translation Kelly, is set to the chorale ES IST GEWISSLICH ("The day is surely drawing near").
• "Farewell I gladly bid thee" by Valentin Herberger, translation Winkworth, is the tune from which VALET WILL ICH takes its name, and of course is set to it.
• "I walk in danger all the way" by Hans Adolph Brorson is set to the warm, tender tune DIE LIEBEN SONNE, as in TLH, LW, ELH and several other hymnals.
• "In the midst of earthly life" is Luther's araphrase of a medieval Latin antiphon with additional stanzas of his own, set to his own choralification of the original plainsong, MITTEN WIR IM LEBEN SIND.
• "Lord Jesus Christ, my Life, my Light" by Martin Behm, translation Winkworth, goes with O JESU CHRISTE, WAHRES LICHT.
• "Lord Jesus Christ, true Man and God" by Paul Eber, translation Winkworth, goes with HERR JESU CHRIST, WAHR MENSCH UND GOTT. Gorgeous!
• "Lord, Thee I love with all my heart" by Martin Schalling, translation winkworth, is set to its own chorale, HERZLICH LIEB. I can't think of this hymn without remembering a party (at Reuning's house, wouldn't you know) where I sat down to play it at the piano and soon had a roomful of pastors and seminarians gathered around, singing it throatily and with deep emotion—a memory that will move me as long as I live.
• "The day is surely drawing near" by Bartholomäus Ringwaldt, is set to its own chorale, ES IST GEWISSLICH.
• Subsectioned as Missions, "Thou, who didst bring the Gospel" by Albert Knap is set to the rousing tune IST GOTT FÜR MICH ("If God Himself be for me").
• "Wake, awake, for night is flying," the King of Chorales, is by Nicolai, translation Winkworth, and set to Nicolai's own chorale, WACHET AUF—musically quoted in Handel's famous Hallelujah chorus.
• "Day of wrath, O day of morning," attributed to Thomas de Celano and part of the Roman Catholic Mass for the Dead, is a long sequence hymn whose 19 stanzas fill most of three pages, set to four harmonic settings by Reuning and followed by Luther's explanation of the Seventh Petition ("But deliver us from evil").

Faith-Life hymns, 265-294, include such subtopics as God's Word (265-267), ministry (268), baptism (269), communion (270-272), repentance/absolution (273), catechism (10 Commandments and Lord's Prayer, 274-276; Creed, 237; baptism, 184; communion, 207; confession, 190), the Christian home (277-278), Psalm paraphrases (279-280, with others scattered throughout the book listed by Psalm in the TOC), endurance/hope/trust (281-290), restoration/saints (291-293) and call to service (294). The prefatory painting shows Luther playing his lute and singing with his family, followed by another Dietrich collect.

• "Thy strong Word" by Martin Franzmann is set to Thomas Williams' EBENEZER.
• "You spoke Your Word of truth" by Franzmann goes with Gibbons' SONG 24, followed by a woodcut showing Christ sitting in judgment.
• "Thy Word has been our daily bread" by Franzman is set to Richard Farrant's tune FARRANT (cf. TLH's setting of "Lord, lead the way the Savior went").
• "Preach you the Word" by Franzmann continues the hit parade, set to O HEILAND, REISS DIE HIMMEL AUF.
• "Ye baptized people, one and all" by Gerhardt, with multiple translators including Jon Vieker and Carver, is set to ES IST DAS HEIL.
• "Lord Jesus Christ, in hidden ways" by Franzmann is set to Daniel Read's tune WINDHAM ("We sing the praise of Him who died" in LBW, LW and LSB, etc.)
• "O kingly Love, that faithfully" by Franzmann is a long-stanzaed hymn (three pages, just to get through it once; and there are four stanzas!) set to Richard Hillert's, I'm sorry, unsingable tune KINGLY LOVE. Not for nothing did I sweat out an alternate tune of my own. But did anyone ask me? No. (Sniff.)
• "Lord, we will remember Thee" by Franzmann is set to J. Rudolph Ahle's LIEBSTER JESU.
• "Let not such a thought e'er pain thee" by Gerhardt, translation Kelly, is set to Crüger's ZION KLAGT ("Zion mourns in fear and anguish"), with brackets assisting with the rhythmic groupings across 12 stanzas and three pages.
• "Wilt thou, O man, live happily" is Luther's other hymn paraphrase of the 10 commandments, set to its own chorale, MENSCH, WILLST DU LEBEN SELIGLICH.
• When I say other, it's in distinction from "That man a godly life might live" (both translated by Massie), the longer but better known of the two hymns, set to the tune now known as IN GOTTES NAMEN FAHREN WIR.
• "Our Father, Thou in heaven above" is Luther's paraphrase of the Lord's Prayer, translation Winkworth, set to its own chorale, VATER UNSER, also attributed to Luther.
• "Happy the man who feareth God" is Luther's paraphrase of Psalm 128, translation Massie, set to WO GOTT ZUM HAUS ("?O blest the house, whate'er befall").
• "Our Lord has laid His benison" by Franzmann is set to Samuel Howard's ISLEWORTH ("O God of mercy, God of might," etc.) and includes a footnote explaining the word "benison."
• "Blessed is the man that never" is Gerhardt's paraphrase of Psalm 1, translation Døving, set to WERDE MUNTER (rhythmic).
• "The Lord who rules creation" by Gerhardt, translation Kelly, is a Psalm 23 paraphrase set to the chorale NUN LASST UNS GEHN, of which I have nothing intelligent to say. Its 12 stanzas overflow onto a second page, including melody.
• "Commit whatever grieves thee" by Gerhardt is set to HERZLICH ... VERLANGEN.
• "If God Himself be for me," Gerhardt by way of Massie with an assist from Kelly, is set to its own tune, IST GOTT FÜR MICH, and most uncharacteristically, stanzas 10-15 flow onto a third page without melody.
• "Weary of all trumpeting" by Franzmann is set to Hugo Distler's tune DISTLER, which sounds made for the purpose. A striking, modern tune, rather unusual for this book.
• "If thou but suffer God to guide thee" by Georg Neumark, translation Winkworth, is set to Neumark's own tune WER NUR DEN LIEBEN GOTT.
• "What is the world to me" by Georg Michael Pfefferkorn, translation Crull, set to Ahasuerus Fritsch's (isn't that a great name?) tune WAS FRAG ICH NACH DER WELT.
• "From God shall naught divide me" by Ludwig Helmbold, translation Winkworth, goes with the chorale VON GOTT WILL ICH NICHT LASSEN, here arranged by Distler.
• "What God ordains is always good" by Samuel Rodigast goes with Severus Gastorius' (not Snape) tune WAS GOTT TUT.
• "In God, my faithful God", translated by Winkworth, goes with the chorale AUF MEINEN LIEBEN GOTT and is another one of my favoritest hymns ever. A woodcut follows it, depicting Abraham's sacrifice of Isaac.
• "Why should cross and trial grive me" by Gerhardt, translation Kelly, is a precious hymn, all the more lovely for J. Georg Ebeling's tune, WARUM SOLLT ICH MICH. It's followed by another footnote defining the word "cavil" and a woodcut showing the suffering of Job.
• "What they would gain men hope to win" is actually by a living writer, Robert Christman, and is set to the Christoph Demantius tune ACH LIEBEN CHRISTEN, SEID GETROST. A Dürer woodcut of Christ before Caiaphas follows it.
• "In Thee, O Lord, I've put my trust" by Adam Reusner, translation Winkworth, is set to its own chorale, IN DICH HAB ICH GEHOFFET, with a second strain of melody squeezed onto the second page for stanzas 6-7.
• "O God, O Lord of heaven and earth" by Franzmann is set to Jan Bender's WITTENBERG NEW, a modern hymn-tune that I've taught to a church choir but that I still like to call the hardest good hymn in the hymnal (starting with LW and continuing with LSB).
• "Rise again, ye lion-hearted" is co-translated by Franzmann and Carver and set to Bernhard Klein's LÖWEN, LASST EUCH WIEDER FINDEN. A footnote acknowledges one word altered from Franzmann's original text.
• "O Thou, who on the accursed ground" by Franzmann is set to Melchior Vulpius' tune HINUNTER IST DER SONNEN SCHEIN ("The sun is set, its light is gone"), a challenging but thrilling little tune.

And there I leave you for today, with the Praise and Thanksgiving, Morning and Evening hymns still to come.

597. Increase Yourself, Lord

I haven't had much time or energy to spare lately for anything but travel (when I was traveling) and work (since I've been back), but somehow this sprouted up. You know how it goes. I go through a hymn-writing dry spell now and then, and at this point I know better than to try to force it when I don't have an idea in my head. But then an idea comes and I have to grab a pencil and start scribbling it down before it gets away. And as usual, hymn-tune fanboy that I am, I don't have any particular tune in mind for this hymn. Art: Matthias Grünewald's Isenheim altarpiece, detail, public domain.

Increase Yourself, Lord Jesus, while I wane:
My pride, my powers, all my will subdue.
Increase Your glory, though it be through pain;
Fill up my iciness, my void with You.

You know the inward death that I conceal,
The fervent vows from which I feebly turn,
The coward conscience I but dully feel,
The secret fire wherein I daily burn.

Yet You Yourself have braved the tempter's trick:
Alone, O second Adam, You withstood.
You bore atonement's immolating prick;
You sprinkled me with purifying blood.

Come now Yourself, Lord Jesus, where I kneel,
Mouth open, living manna to receive.
Come, pour Yourself, like costly wine, yet real,
Real blood, that I through You at last might live.

I wait, Lord Jesus, envying the stones
That caught the drops, the crumbs that from You fell.
Breathe, speak into these dry, unsinewed bones:
Call me—nay, live in me, and all is well.

UPDATE: All right, I picked a tune. Believe it or not, it's ELLERS by E.J. Hopkins, 1867, as in "Savior, again to Thy dear name we raise."

What's in Te Laudamus?—Part 1

Yesterday my two copies of Te Laudamus arrived. It's the new hymnal of the small, conservative Lutheran entity known as the Protes'tant Conference, with stress on the second syllable (I'm serious; and they actually spell it with that apostrophe). I think the Protes'tant Conference is an off-shoot of the Wisconsin Ev. Lutheran Synod. It's based in Valders, Wisconsin. Here's its Wikipedia page if you want to know more. The web address, both as listed in the book and linked to the wiki, currently leads to a "page not found" message. For what it's worth. The book is beautifully made, with a Latin title meaning "We praise Thee" referencing the ancient creedal hymn Te Deum laudamus, embossed in gold between the wings of the Cherubim on a cloth-bound hardback in a vibrant shade of red. And its contributors include a bunch of people I more or less know and deeply respect, including Rev. Dr. Daniel Reuning (whom I had as a seminary prof), Rev. Michael Frese (who was a fellow student of mine at the same sem), Matthew Carver (a collaborator on other hymn-related projects), Rev. Jesse Krusemark, Rev. Dr. Michael Albrecht and others. Congratulations and kudos to them for launching such a fine book. You can buy it here, if you're interested.

Following some prefaces, including a dedicatory poem by Martin Luther translated by Robin Leaver, and a lovely color illustration of a stained glass window depicting King David, the book proceeds directly to the Psalter with all 150 Psalms pointed for singing to the nine Gregorian tones. There's a whole page of instructions that I think will be important to read and discuss in preparation for using these tones. I'm already impressed with the eds.' commitment, measured in sheer real estate, to making the church's foundational hymn-book fully available for use in public worship and private devotions, with stress on its intended purpose—to be sung.

The pages of the Psalter aren't numbered. Then another illustration depicting Luther's seal and the initials VDMA (Verbum Domini manet in aeternum, "The Word of the Lord endures forever"), with a brief explanation beneath it, introduces the next major division of the book: hymns. This kicks off with a table of contents to aid users in locating hymns by season of the church year or topic. They're numbered from 151 (i.e., continuing from the numbering of the Psalter) through 322. So, it's not a huge collection of hymns. What you will notice, and I think closer attention to those prefaces will support this, is an apparently deliberate decision by the editors to restrict their selection almost entirely to hymns from either pre-Reformation or specifically Lutheran hymn writers, with a lot of space devoted to Luther himself, Paul Gerhardt and (in later sections) Martin Franzmann.

The Advent section, 151-158, opens with a picture by Giotto of Christ's entry into Jerusalem and a prayer by Veit Dietrich, a protégé of Luther. The hymns (and, pardon me, I'm going to list all of them) are:

• "Savior of the Nations, come" by Ambrose, by way of Luther's German, mostly translated by Richard Massie and set to the 16th century German chorale customarily paired with it, NUN KOMM DER HEIDEN HEILAND.
• Come, Thou Redeemer of the Earth," which seems to be John Mason Neale's translation of the same hymn directly from Ambrose's Latin, set to the related plainsong VENI REDEMPTOR GENTIUM.
• "The new church year again is come" by J.G. Olearius, set to Nikolaus Herman's tune ERSCHIENEN IST ("We sing, Immanuel, Thy praise", etc.)
• "Jesus, Thy Church with longing eyes" by William H. Bathurst—a 19th-century Anglican minister, and so already an exception to the rule of appropriating hymns strictly from the Lutheran tradition—set to the chorale O JESU CHRISTE, WAHRES LICHT ("O Christ, our true and only Light").
• "O Lord, how shall I meet Thee" by Gerhardt, set to Melchior Teschner's tune VALET WILL ICH DIR GEBEN ("All glory, laud and honor"). An end-note explains that the tune was chosen to coincide with "All glory, laud" because of the link between the Advent I gospel reading and Palm Sunday, when the latter hymn is sung. The page ends with a collect for pardon. (A collect is a formally written prayer, if you don't know.)
• "The Bridegroom soon will call us" by Johann Walter, translated by Matthias Loy, and set to the chorale HERZLICH TUT MICH ERFREUEN – with Reuning's setting exhibiting the use of square brackets to draw singers' attention to rhythmic groupings in this somewhat tricky tune. The page ends with a collect for grace to use our gifts.
• "O come, O come, Emmanuel," in Neale's translation from the Latin, numbered as "157a" and set to the French chant tune VENI EMMANUEL. 157b is the Great "O" Antiphons of the Advent season, pointed for chanting to one of the Gregorian tones, with a collect for an answer to prayer at the end.
• "Hark, a thrilling voice is sounding," in Edward Caswall's translation from Latin, set to FREUEN WIR UNS ALL IN EIN which Lutheran Worship and Lutheran Book of Worship also paired with this hymn. The section ends with an Albrecht Dürer woodcut of the annunciation (i.e. the angel telling the Virgin Mary that she's going to give birth to our Savior).

Christmas hymns, 159-180, break down further between the birth of Jesus (159-171), Holy Innocents (172-174), the Circumcision and Name of Jesus (175-177), and the New Year (178-180). The section begins with another color painting, showing Jesus' nativity, plus another collect by Veit Dietrich. The hymns are:

• "From heaven high I come to earth" by Luther, one of my very favorite hymns, with the music repeated on both sides of a two-page spread (albeit in two different arrangements) and performance directions designating stanzas 1-5 for "angel," 6-14 for children and 15 (which, strangely, is at the bottom of the first page) for "all."
• "Come, your hearts and voices raising" by Gerhardt, set to its proper tune, QUEM PASTORES.
• "To shepherds as they watched by night" by Luther, in Massie's translation, set to the chorale ICH KOMM AUS FREMDEN LANDEN HER (so also in the Ev. Lutheran Hymnary).
• "Behold! behold! what wonder's here!" by Gerhardt, in John Kelly's translation, set to Orlando Gibbons' tune SONG 34 ("Forth in Thy name, O Lord, I go," etc.) A woodcut of the naming of John fills up the surplus space at the end of the second page.
• "In Bethlehem God's Son is born," from Latin, set to Michael Praetorius' tune PUER NOBIS ("On Jordan's bank the Baptist's cry"), which really should be tune to "To shepherds as they watched" while Praetorius' own tune, PUER NATUS IN BETHLEHEM, is identified with this hymn. Well, you can't nail them all.
• "O Jesus Christ, all praise to Thee" by Luther, set to Praetorius' tune GELOBET SEIST DU.
• "We Christians may rejoice today" by Caspar Füger, set to the chorale WIR CHRISTENLEUT, with those assisting brackets to point up the rhythmic groupings. A woodcut of Mary's visitation to Elizabeth fills the bottom of the second page.
• "Of the Father's love begotten," translated from Prudentius, set to the plainsong DIVINUM MYSTERIUM. A collect for grace to love and serve God fills up the bottom of the second page.
• "We sing, Immanuel, Thy praise" by Gerhardt, with (as mentioned) ERSCHIENEN IST. There's a woodcut of the birth of Jesus at the end.
• "O Jesus Christ, Thy manger is" by Gerhardt, set to Johann Crüger's achingly lovely tune O JESU CHRIST, DEIN KRIPPLEIN whose replacement by a freshly composed tune in Lutheran Service Book (LSB) has annoyed me for, lo, 20 years now. A woodcut at the end depicts the presentation of Jesus and purification of Mary.
• "Now praise we Christ, the Holy One" by Luther, divided into an "a" and a "b" on facing pages with stanzas 1-2, 4-5 and 7-8 on the left, set to the chorale CHRISTUM WIR SOLLEN LOBEN SCHON, and stanzas 3 and 6 at the right set to the closely related plainsong A SOLIS ORTUS CARDINE. An endnote suggests either dividing the hymn between the two settings in alternation between congregation, choir, cantor or children or having the congregation sing it to the chorale throughout. I'm going to spare myself a lot of tedious repetition by just calling this a "celebration," to borrow terminology from Lutheran Worship.
• "O Christ, the Father's only Son," translated from Latin by Neale. The music is another celebration, with odd-numbered stanzas set to PUER NOBIS on the left, "a" side of the spread and even-numbered ones to the plainsong CHRISTE REDEMPTOR OMNIUM on the right, "b" side.
• "On this day earth shall ring," in Jane Joseph's translation from Latin, set to its proper tune, PERSONET HODIE in one of Reuning's many settings in the book. It's much easier to play than the Gustav Holst setting I've previously encountered. A helpful footnote even explains the refrain, which remains in its original Latin.
• Following a painting of the massacre of Innocents and a historic collect, the Holy Innocents section starts with "This little babe so few days old" by Robert Southwell, an English Jesuit priest(!), set to Melchior Vulpius' tune DAS NEUGEBORNE KINDELEIN which some know as the tune to "Victim Divine, thy grace we claim" or maybe "Jesus, Thy boundless love to me." I think the tune suits this hymn to the ground. Perhaops you've heard this text set for boys' choir and harp in Benjamin Britten's A Ceremony of Carols, a spectacular piece.
• "O hail this brightest day of days," from an anonymous German author in 1524 Wittenberg, with Praetorius' setting of the chorale DER TAG DER IST SO FREUDENREICH, suggesting this is an alternative translation of the hymn I know as "Now hail the day so rich in cheer."
• "Sweet flowerets of the martyr band" by Prudentius, set to Daniel Vetter's tune DAS WALT GOTT VATER, also paired with it in The Lutheran Hymnal (TLH) and Lutheran Worship (LW).
• The Circumcision and Name of Jesus section begins with another color painting and a collect by Veit Dietrich. "O Jesus, for whose truth" is an 11-stanza hymn by Johann Heermann, in Carver's translation set to the chorale O GOTT, DU FROMMER GOTT (Meiningen) and followed by a collect for unwavering faith.
• "Why should they such torment give thee" by Gerhardt, translated by Kelly, is set to the rhythmic version of the Geneva tune FREU DICH SEHR ("Comfort, comfort ye my people"), with more of those helpful rhythmic brackets.
• "O blessed day when first was poured" is by Sebastien Besnault, a Cluniac monk (so, another exception to the rule posited above), translated by John Chandler and set to John B. Dykes' tune ST. CROSS ("'Twas on that dark, that doleful night," etc.).
• The New Year section begins, all unheralded, with "The new-born child this early morn" by Cyriakus Schneegass, translated by Emanuel Cronenwett and set to DAS NEUGEBORNE KINDELEIN.
• "Now let us come before Him" by Gerhardt, with stanzas translated by Carver supplementing Kelly's translation, set to Crüger's NUN LASST UNS GOTT, one of his less inspired tunes in my opinion, albeit quite rhythmic. The page at the bottom of the 14-stanza hymn ends with a collect for an answer to prayer.
• "The old year now hath passed away" by Johann Steuerlein is translated by Catherine Winkworth (not her first appearance in this book, though I forgot to mention her) and set to its own tune, Vulpius' DAS ALTE JAHR VERGANGEN IST.

Epiphany hymns, 181-189, are introduced by another color painting and a Dietrich collect.

• "How lovely shines the morning star," the Queen of Chorales, is by Philipp Nicolai, includng the tune WIE SCHÖN LEUCHTET.
• "The star proclaims the Kinig is here" by Sedulius, in Neale's translation, is set to its own plainsong tune, HOSTIS HERODES IMPIE. This would have to be introduced with care to get a congregation of average singing ability over the hump of, well, singing plainsong. There's enough space at the end of the hymn for two additional collects.
• "Why, Herod, unrelenting foe" by Luther, by way of Massie, is a paraphrase of Sedulius' hymn, here set to a chorale identified as VOM HIMMEL KAM DER ENGEL SCHAR, which strikes me as essentially the same tune as CHRISTUM WIR SOLLEN LOBEN SCHON.
• A woodcut introduces the Baptism of Christ section, along with an excerpt from Luther's Small Catechism. "To Jordan came our Lord, the Christ" by Luther, in Massie's translation, is set to its own chorale, CHRIST, UNSER HERR, with an explanatory note regarding an F-sharp in parentheses that can be sung as a natural if that's what you're used to.
• "O Jesus, King of Glory" by Martin Behm, translated by Winkworth, is set to VALET WILL ICH and followed by two more collects.
• "The will of God is always best," also followed by a collect, is by Albrecht von Preussen (elsewhere credited as von Brandenburg) and set to its own tune, WAS MEIN GOTT WILL by Claudin de Sermisy.
• "Seek where ye may to find a way" by Georg Weissel is set to the more rhythmically interesting of two versions of Johann Stobäus' tune SUCH, WER DA WILL that I know of. It's also followed by a space-filling collect.
• "Lord Christ, the Sole-Begotten" by Elizabeth Cruciger, in Carver's translation, is a hymn I know as "The only Son from heaven." It's set to its proper tune, the chorale HERR CHRIST, DER EINIG GOTTS SOHN, and followed by two collects.
• "May God bestow on us His grace" is Luther's missions hymn and paraphrase of Psalm 67, translated by Massie and set to its own chorale, ES WOLLE GOTT. The Epiphany section ends with an illustration representing the six chief parts of Luther's Small Catechism.

Lent hymns, 190-215, include Ash Wednesday (190-191), Christian warfare (192-193), confession/repentance (194-201), and Passiontide, further subdivided into Judica (Lent V) passion harmony paraphrases (202-203), Holy Week: Palmarum (Lent VI) (204), Maundy Thursday/communion (205-208), Good Friday (209-213), and Holy Saturday (214-215). The section starts with a color painting of the return of the prodigal son and another Dietrich collect.

• "From depths of woe I cry to Thee" is Luther's penitential paraphrase of Psalm 130, translated by Winkworth and set to Luther's own tune, AUS TIEFER NOT, with the famous interval of a descending fifth tone-painting the word "depths" and making alternate translations, such as "Out of the depths," offensively stupid. It is also followed by a space-filling collect.
• "By Adam's fall is all forlorn" by Lazarus Spengler is set to the Reformation-era chorale DURCH ADAMS FALL. Its nine stanzas sprawl onto a third page, with the melody repeated to spare users the inconvenience of having to flip back and forth to recall how it goes.
• The transition from Ash Wednesday to Christian warfare is marked by a woodcut of Adam and Eve and another excerpt from the catechism, Luther's explanation of the sixth petition, "Lead us not into temptation." "O Lord, our Father, shall we be confounded" by Heermann opens the section, in Winkworth's translation and set to the striking Rouen tune ISTE CONFESSOR (not to be confused with the Angers tune by the same name). Again, two collects follow.
• "Lord of our life and God of our salvation," another one of my most favoritest hymns, is by Matthäus Apelles von Löwenstern and is here set to the same tune as in TLH. What I particularly like about its appearance here is that unlike LSB, TL leaves all five stanzas intact and doesn't cut the heart out of the last two stanzas to cram them into one; which wasn't a space consideration at all, to judge by LSB's page layout. Just a bad decision, rectified here. Also, two more collects fill space at the end.
• "In Thee alone, O Christ, my Lord" by Konrad Hubert, his best-known work, with stanzas translated by Arthur Tozer Russell (whom I've also neglected to mention previously) and Winkworth. The tune is its own chorale, ALLEIN ZU DIR.
• "Lord, hear the voice of my complaint" by Paul Speratus, translated by Winkworth, is a very significant hymn in historic Lutheranism that has been left out of my synod's hymnals time after time, along with its beautiful chorale, ICH RUF ZU DIR.
• "Alas, my God! My sins are great" by Martin Rutilius, translation Winkworth, is set to its own chorale, ACH GOTT UND HERR.
• "Lord Jesus, we give thanks to Thee" by Christoph Fischer, a.k.a. Vischer, translated by August Crull, is set to Nikolaus Herman's impressive tune WIR DANKEN DIR.
• "How can I seek, O highest Light" by Gerhardt, translation Carver, is a new one to me. It's paired with the chorale KOMMT HER ZU MIR ("O little flock, fear not the foe"). A bonus collect follows.
• "When o'er my sins I sorrow" by Justus Gesenius, translation (mostly) Winkworth, is set to the chorale WENN MEINE SÜND by Praetorius. Luther's prayer before receiving the Sacrament fills the bottom of the second page, while the last four stanzas overflow onto a third page with the tune only and, of course, rhythmic-grouping brackets. A helpful footnote explains the word "guerdon."
• Hymn 200 is "Turn, Lord, Thine anger," translated from Latin by Carl Døving and set to a Crüger tune here called HERR, DEINEN ZORN, which I know as LOBET DEN HERREN, ALLE, about which see here.
• "O faithful God, thanks be to Thee" is by Nikolaus Selnecker, one of the formularies of Concord, and is set to Louis Bourgeois' tune WENN WIR IN HÖCHSTEN NÖTEN ("When in the hour of utmost need," etc.).
• Passiontide begins with a woodcut of the crucifixion and another Dietrich collect, then "O mortal, mourn thy grievous sin" by Sebald Heyden, translation Carver, which I have heretofore known as "O sinner, come thy sin to mourn," another historically important Lutheran hymn that never makes it into Missouri Synod hymnals. It's set to a Praetorius arrangement of its own tune by Matthias Greitter called O MENSCH, BEWEIN, though this book puts that title second after ES SIND DOCH SELIG ALLE, DIE. Its six long stanzas sprawl onto four pages, three stanzas to each two-page spread. But this is only a cento (abridged version) of the full, 23-stanza metrical harmony of the Passions which starts over in the next hymn and continues (divided into parts) for eight more pages, set to a J.S. Bach arrangement of the tune.
• "The royal banners forward go" by Fortunatus, translation Neale, is a two-page celebration with Johannes Eccard's tune HERR JESU CHRIST, WAHR MENSCH UND GOTT on the left and the plainsong VEXILLA REGIS on the right. You know what I mean, right?
• "Jesus Christ, our blessed Savior," Jan Hus' Maundy Thursday/communion hymn by way of Luther and Massie, gets a two-chorale celebration as in LW, with both melodies titled JESUS CHRISTUS, UNSER HEILAND – the Wittenberg one on the left, the Erfurt one on the right. I've missed this celebration since LSB plumped for the Wittenberg tune, full stop.
• "Soul, adorn thyself with gladness" by Johann Franck, translation Winkworth, is set to its own chorale, Crüger's SCHMÜCKE DICH.
• "O Lord, we praise Thee" is Luther's communion hymn, or rather stanzas 2-3 are his, added onto an existing one-stanza hymn and set to its own chorale, GOTT SEI GELOBET. A footnote explains the option of singing either "Kyrie eleison" or "O Lord have mercy." Another prayer by Luther for before receiving the Sacrament follows.
• "Lord Jesus, my heart's Pleasure" by Gerhardt, translation Carver, is set to the long chorale NUN LOB, MEIN SEEL, causing stanzas 5-8 to spill onto a third page (unusually, without melody). Luther's prayer after receiving the sacrament follows, and another like it decorates the next page under a woodcut of the Last Supper.
• Good Friday hymns begin with "O sacred Head, now wounded" by Bernard of Clairvaux, by way of Gerhardt, set to Hans Leo Hassler's tune HERZLICH TUT MICH VERLANGEN (not to be confused with ditto-ditto-ditto ERFREUEN, above).
• "Upon the cross extended" is a huge hymn by Gerhardt, 16 stanzas translated by Kelly and set to Heinrich Friese's tune O WELT, SIEH HIER, proper to this hymn.
• "Our blessed Savior seven times spoke" by Johannes Böschenstain, translated by Frances Cox, is set to its own chorale, DA JESUS AN DES KREUZES, which TL helpfully repeats (melody only) on the second side of the two-page spread.
• "Faithful cross above all other," the explanation on the page goes, is the refrain (set to chant notation) to the Good Friday Reproaches and may be sung with the next hymn.
• "Sing, my tongue, the glorious battle" by Fortunatus, translation Neale, is a four-page celebration whose 10 stanzas may be sung to either or both of Carl Schalk's tune FORTUNATUS NEW or the Latin plainsong PANGE LINGUA.
• Holy Saturday arrives unannounced with "So rest, my Rest" by Salomo Franck, translation Massie, set to the chorale O TRAURIGKEIT ("O darkest woe").
• "Lord Jesus, who, our souls to save" by Georg Werner, translation Winkworth, is set to the chorale ERHALT UNS, HERR ("Lord, keep us steadfast").
• "The Lamb's high banquest we await," translated from Latin by Neale, is set to the "Agincourt Hymn" DEO GRACIAS ("O wondrous type"), sectioned "Easter Eve." As in, Easter vigil.

Time does not permit me to continue this exhaustive survey today, so we'll resume with the Easter hymns and all that follows in Part 2. But in case you feel unsatisfied without any critique or judgment about this book so far, let me drop a hint. When I announced on Facebook that I'd received this book, a friend (who also got their copy yesterday) asked, "Any suggestions for using it?" And my smart-aleck answer was: "Plant a whole new congregation around it. If you can find people who value, or at least are willing to put up with, actual Lutheran hymnody and worship practices."

Spider-Man: Brand New Day

A week ago, I went to see the latest Spidey movie, starring Tom Holland as your friendly neighborhood web-slinger, and let's see ... as of yesterday, it has grossed over $2 billion worldwide and is the highest-grossing film so far this year, the eighth-highest ever. It almost cracked $1 billion in its opening weekend, a second-best opener ever and the second-fastest to reach $1B, which it did in six days. And it's also the second-fastest film to crack $2B (19 days). So far, the reading from Wikipedia.

All that said, I doubt my synopsis will influence too many people sitting on the fence about seeing it, or spoil the plot for someone who still hasn't made it to the theater. I won't belabor it, other than to note a few pros and cons of the film. On the plus side, Spidey's lonely journey since making everybody who knew his secret identity forget him (including his best friend and the love of his life), plus his ongoing grief over losing Aunt May in the previous installment, give this film an intriguingly mature texture, and your heart aches for him a bit. The buddy rivalry between Spidey and the Punisher has a certain spicy charm. The action is well choreographed and shot, unmuddied by the bad CGI and flat color scheme that have detracted from so many recent superhero flicks. And though the plot does eventually come down to the "sometime hero turned apparent villain just needs a hug" thing that turned Doctor Strange In the Multiverse of Madness into such a fiasco, this movie somehow isn't a fiasco; it actually kind of works this time. The Hulk and a successor to the original Black Widow are also in here, one of them used to better advantage than the other, and Peter Parker gets a hard schooling (say, at a graduate level) in such subjects as letting the people he ensorcelled to forget him go on with their lives, forgetting him, and letting the changes happening in his body run their natural course. That's all good.

What I'd complain about, and you know how I like to complain, is the casting of Sadie Sink as Jean Grey. The whole timeline of this series doesn't make sense to me. Apparently, this is a setup for a whole new X-Men origins story, and so we get a snot-nosed brat version of Jean Grey rather than the Woman, with a capital W, Famke Janssen played in the early 2000s X-Men movies.

And so, without at all offering any sort of synopsis, here are the Three Scenes That Made It For Me: (1) Peter's sometime best friend, Ned, reveals how the knowledge that Spider-Man has saved his and MJ's lives a disproportionate number of times, abstracted from any knowledge of who Spidey really is, has messed with his mind. He gone full conspiracy-theory nut about it, and even wrote a Spidey tracker app that plays the theme music from the 1960s animated Spider-Man series. (2) Peter and Frank (as he knows the Punisher) beat up on each other while racing to catch, each in his own special way, a bad guy who threatens to bust open the prison that holds all the super-bad guys in New York. (3) The same dynamite duo, to use that word in the sense that suggests massive property destruction, battle both the Hulk and Jean Grey in a high-rise office building. Of dull moments there are few.

596. Walking on Water Hymn

I heard a sermon on this miracle of Jesus this morning, and a point that the preacher lightly brushed against in one sentence really caught hold and started to form a hymn around itself. I'm inclined to set it to a Welsh tune called Hywel, which I spotted in a Facebook post about how the "M.B.C." meter (6.7.8.7.), common in Welsh-language hymnals, is hardly ever used in English. Huh. Let's see about that.

Who are You, Lord, who walks
On storm-tossed seas, surefooted?
Take pity on my faith, which balks,
Though in Your promise rooted!

Had I dear Peter's sand
To vault the rail unthinking—
Were I indeed on solid land,
How soon I would be sinking!

Behold, O Christ, my doubts,
So swiftly, loudly thronging;
How I pass through sin's daily bouts,
You and my neighbor wronging!

But this, at least, I glean
From Peter's rush and stumble:
Your eye rests not upon the clean,
But on the poor and humble.

And this: 'tis not my faith
Which bears me through this hour—
That broken thing! Nay, but Your grace,
Your trusty word, Your power.

Oh, fix my eyes on You,
My plea for mercy hearing!
Then sure salvation I will view,
Secured through Your appearing.