|This is FANCY Ketchup. If you want a condiment based on FACT, buy another brand.
|This milk chocolate is FULL COOL.
|So this is what...ROOM TEMPERATURE?
|This sauerkraut is OLD FASHIONED. None of that HIGH-TECH SAUERKRAUT for us.
|And it isn't only the Amish who say so.
|Nope. I'm just speechless.