SHERLOCK: Watson ...
WATSON: Yes, Holmes?
SHERLOCK: There's something I've been meaning to tell you about myself.
WATSON: Indeed, Holmes?
SHERLOCK: (Sighing) It's just that we've been close associates for so many years, and I'm ashamed to say, I never had the nerve to bring it up.
WATSON: What is it, Holmes?
SHERLOCK: Attend to me, Watson.
WATSON: I'm all ears, Holmes.
SHERLOCK: It's just that ... my name is pronounced "Homes," with a silent L.
(long silence)
SHERLOCK: Well? Watson?
WATSON: You think you know a man ...
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