This week's tacky lighted sign message on display at the neighborhood ELCA parish:
OUR "HAPPY HOOFERS" WALK FOR THE CURE
Single Take: The cure for what? Tackiness on holy ground?
Double Take: Are you really making a pun on The Happy Hooker?!? Oy vay! That's tacky!!
I would totally support this walkathon, provided that the person who makes up these tacky signs would pledge to walk 500 miles in any given direction and not come back.