Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Ambulatory Tackiness

This week's tacky lighted sign message on display at the neighborhood ELCA parish:

OUR "HAPPY HOOFERS" WALK FOR THE CURE

Single Take: The cure for what? Tackiness on holy ground?

Double Take: Are you really making a pun on The Happy Hooker?!? Oy vay! That's tacky!!

I would totally support this walkathon, provided that the person who makes up these tacky signs would pledge to walk 500 miles in any given direction and not come back.

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