This week's inspirational message from the neighborhood ELCA purveyor of lighted-sign tackiness:
COINCIDENCE IS WHEN GOD CHOOSES TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS
With this sentiment coming hard on the heels of Trinity Sunday and Fathers' Day, I couldn't help but think that an amendment was in order:
...EXCEPT WHERE HIS BEING YOUR FATHER IS CONCERNED ... THEY CALL THAT "BASTARDY"