Not coming any time soon to a tacky church sign-board near you... A little ditty that I made up in my head during yesterday's homeward commute. Puzzling out how to make it as nasty as possible made a lively diversion from the almost mortal heat.
When sheep have for shepherd a skeptic
He feeds them in pastures dyspeptic;
Then well may the Sem
Hear this query from them:
"Are you a think tank, or a septic?"