Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Slimming Tackiness

This week's message of Lenten self-denial from the neighborhood ELCA church whose former pastor, I hear (and I am not making this up), actually published a book of church sign slogans:

SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE
IT HAS NO CALORIES

...But it does promote tooth decay. And it probably binds, too.

1 comment:

Robbie F. said...

Glusenkamp, Ronald T. Signs for These Times: Church Signs That Work. St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1998. ISBN 0570053307, 9780570053309