Apropos "March Madness"... The neighborhood ELCA tabernacle of lighted-sign tackiness now has two messages on display. For drivers headed south it says:
WILL THE BUTLER DO IT?
And for those headed north:
OUR COMMONWEALTH IS IN HEAVEN!
Hmm. I guess that church's ex-pastor's book of tacky church signs has a contingency for everything. The only question is... What is it about these messages that is supposed to make anyone want to go to this church?