The neighborhood ELCA Chapel of Lighted-Sign Tackiness is currently displaying this newsworthy headline:
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN TO NOTHING, GOD IS UP TO SOMETHING
I knew it! I just knew it! The hanky-panky goes all the way to the top! Just when you think the fat cats couldn't get any fatter, guess who gets glorified when the rest of us are being humbled! But you try to catch the Guy, and... POOF! Where's the proof?
Maybe if these muckraking journalists would just name their sources, we could take some action here and put God where He belongs!