Bought me a cat and the cat pleased me,I fed my cat under yonder tree.
Cat goes Thufferin' thuccotash!
Bought me a hare and the hare pleased me,
I fed my hare under yonder tree.
Hare goes Eh... What's up, Doc?
Cat goes Thufferin' thuccotash!
Bought me a duck and the duck pleased me,
I fed my duck under yonder tree.
Duck goes You're dethpicable!
Hare goes Eh... What's up, Doc?
Cat goes Thufferin' thuccotash!
Bought me a mouse and the mouse pleased me
I fed my mouse under yonder tree.
Mouse goes ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!
Duck goes You're dethpicable!
Hare goes Eh... What's up, Doc?
Cat goes Thufferin' thuccotash!
Bought me a bird and the bird pleased me,I fed my bird under yonder tree.
Bird goes I taut I taw a puddy tat!
Mouse goes ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!
Duck goes You're dethpicable!
Hare goes Eh... What's up, Doc?
Cat goes Thufferin' thuccotash!
Bought me a pig and the pig pleased me,
I fed my pig under yonder tree.
Pig goes Th-th-th-that's all folks!
Bird goes I taut I taw a puddy tat!
Mouse goes ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!
Duck goes You're dethpicable!
Hare goes Eh... What's up, Doc?
Cat goes Thufferin' thuccotash!
Bought me a skunk and the skunk pleased me,I fed my skunk under yonder tree.
Skunk goes Ah, my little darling, it is love at first sight, is it not, no?
Pig goes Th-th-th-that's all folks!
Bird goes I taut I taw a puddy tat!
Mouse goes ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!
Duck goes You're dethpicable!
Hare goes Eh... What's up, Doc?
Cat goes Thufferin' thuccotash!
Bought me a horse and the horse pleased me,
I fed my horse under yonder tree.
Horse goes Hello, Wilbur!
Skunk goes Ah, my little darling, it is love at first sight, is it not, no?
Pig goes Th-th-th-that's all folks!
Bird goes I taut I taw a puddy tat!
Mouse goes ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!
Duck goes You're dethpicable!
Hare goes Eh... What's up, Doc?
Cat goes Thufferin' thuccotash!
Bought me a dog and the dog pleased me,I fed my dog under yonder tree.
Dog goes Ruh-roh, Raggy!
Horse goes Hello, Wilbur!
Skunk goes Ah, my little darling, it is love at first sight, is it not, no?
Pig goes Th-th-th-that's all folks!
Bird goes I taut I taw a puddy tat!
Mouse goes ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!
Duck goes You're dethpicable!
Hare goes Eh... What's up, Doc?
Cat goes Thufferin' thuccotash!
Well, it's a good thing I'm out of stanzas. It's hard enough to imagine buying a skunk, but even willing suspension of disbelief would have a hard time accepting a bear ("I'm smarter than the average bear!") or a roadrunner ("Beep beep!"). My apologies to Charles Ives.
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