Tonight I told my pastor we should try a new approach to revitalize the men's group in our congregation. The idea I had was to combine "Defenders of the Malt" and "Defenders of the Faith" into one unit, meeting monthly for a Bible study followed by a Scotch tasting. "This could be a way to get the men of the congregation really fired up," I enthused. "Or at least, lit up."
Let the throwing of fruits and vegetables commence.