Thursday, August 13, 2015

What PC Gets You

Three years ago today, I posted a list of ridiculous words in a Facebook comment congratulating a friend on his new job. For some reason it came back on my newsfeed today and I made myself laugh. Here is a list of words that I thought would sound funny if you changed gender-specific suffixes such as "-man," "-maid" or "-boy" to "-person."
  • alderperson
  • backwoodsperson
  • baseperson
  • bellperson
  • boatperson
  • bogeyperson
  • bondsperson
  • bowperson
  • brakeperson
  • caiperson
  • cattleperson
  • countryperson
  • cowperson
  • craftsperson
  • fireperson
  • fisherperson
  • frontiersperson
  • gamesperson
  • Gerperson
  • guardsperson
  • gunperson
  • handyperson
  • hangperson
  • helmsperson
  • henchperson
  • highwayperson
  • horseperson
  • huperson
  • huntsperson
  • iceperson
  • inhuperson
  • journeyperson
  • merperson
  • middleperson
  • midshipperson
  • milkperson
  • minuteperson
  • nonhuperson
  • oilperson
  • ombudsperson
  • outdoorsperson
  • plowperson
  • postperson
  • rifleperson
  • sandperson
  • seaperson
  • selectperson
  • shaperson
  • showperson
  • snowperson
  • sportsperson
  • statesperson
  • strongperson
  • subhuperson
  • superhuperson
  • switchperson
  • talisperson
  • tradesperson
  • tribesperson
  • watchperson
  • wolfperson
  • woperson
  • woodperson
  • workperson
  • yachtsperson
  • yeoperson

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