Shining tonight at the Church of the Lighted Sign in my neighborhood:
WHEN YOUR LIFE NEEDS A REBOOT, REMEMBER: JESUS SAVES
Does that mean I'll remember this after starting up? Can I choose an earlier restore point?
Uff da! These are truly the folks who put "camp" in the camp meeting. Here's another tip: Ctrl-Alt-Del. Control your urge to formulate a serious response to this rubbish; alter your after-dinner plans to include mass quantities of tequila; delete the contents of your short-term memory buffer. End process; don't send error report; purge temporary folder; defragment; shut down...