Rare & Well-Done Whimsy

Yesterday, at a church barbecue, I overheard some colorful expressions to describe how well-cooked a steak was.

INCREDIBLY RARE: "I've seen cows hurt worse than this get up and walk away."

OVERDONE & TOUGH: "What place did this animal take at the last Belmont Stakes?"

Feel free to drop these into your dinner conversation. No attribution is necessary.