To what shall I compare the kingdom of God?
It is like a pizza joint that advertised itself as strictly using authentic, traditional Italian ingredients. A man decided to try the place for dinner one night. As he read the menu, he saw a list of pizza toppings such as prosciutto, capicola, bresaola, and mortadella.
"Here," he called to a passing waiter, "I thought this was supposed to be a traditional Italian pizza joint."
"That's what it is," the waiter assured him.
"Then," the man replied, "why don't you have Canadian bacon?"