This week's ELCA lighted-sign tackiness:
GOD IS AT THE END OF YOUR ROPE
There are so many possibly ways to make a joke out of this, I hardly know where to begin. Maybe I shouldn't. Sensible of the risk of being accused of blasphemy, I had better not ask what two tugs means, or why I couldn't have the yo-yo I wanted, or whether this is the good kind of rope to take with you to a communal shower, etc. But is it right to leave God tied up like this? I think knot!