Thus saith the lighted, lettered sign on the nearby street corner with the ELCA church:
OUR WALKERS ARE IN THE PINK
Well, I never. Who would have guessed?
No, really. I'm trying to figure out how tacky this is. It must be off the chart, because I'm getting absolutely no vibes. Not the faintest idea what it pertains to. Did I miss something everybody else saw on TV? A walk-a-thon to raise funds for the cure? A golden girls' cancer survivors' support group? A blessing of the backpacks service for ambulatory seniors? I'm starting to wonder whether this church is still in business. Maybe a shoe store took over the premises and they haven't changed the sign...