Currently displayed on the ELCA church sign in my neighborhood: TRY SOME OF THESE FOUR-LETTER WORDS: LOVE HELP GIVE CARE
Here are some more: WORK WORK WORK WORK
To counter this ELCA church's moralistic tendencies, I would like to make a counterproposal. Here are some three-letter words that are much more in line with the basic message a "Lutheran" church should be noising around: GOD THE SON DID ALL FOR YOU. WHY LET SIN OWN YOU? THE FOE CAN NOT WIN. YOU MAY DIE, BUT GOD CAN NOT LET YOU LIE.