Wednesday, April 30, 2025

Another Inevitable Country-Western Song

The first one was just a minute ago. Here's its sequel, alternatively titled "Off You Rock."

Don't forget to slam the door when off you rock;
I don't pay to air condition the whole block.
Don't add insult to heartbreak;
My electric bill's at stake.
So, don't forget to shut the door when off you rock.

Turn the lights off, please, before you shut the door;
I'll have nothing much to look at anymore.
I can sit and cry and brood
In a gloom that suits my mood.
So, turn the lights off, please, before you shut the door.

If you've got to leave your man, it
Doesn't have to kill the planet.
Turn the lights off, shut the door, and off you rock.

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