The League of Unexceptional Children
by Gitty Daneshvari
Recommended Ages: 10+
Jonathan Murray and Shelley Brown are so average, they're almost invisible. People they have seen every day since they started school tend to forget their names and sometimes forget ever knowing them. Jonathan wears khakis, heaven help him. Shelley talks in an almost inaudible whisper, which is a mercy because loneliness has made her a bit loopy and she is constantly retracting the bizarre statements that flow uncontrollably out of her mouth. After 24 hours of training by an intelligence outfit that hides its entrance inside the refrigerator in a hot dog stand, their spy skills are no better than you would expect - and even worse when they have to work together. Yet even a pair of teen supermodel agents on loan from the U.K. lack something they have: the ability to go anywhere without being noticed.
These kids' spy adventure is just as ludicrous as you would expect, and the danger level never feels really high. But what the story lacks in hard-hitting action and wire-taut tension, it makes up in tummy-tickling comedy. The book packs in a steady series of giggles, snorts, guffaws and breathless fits of hilarity that rarely lets up. It swerves crazily from pure goofiness to pointed satire, developing characters who build in funniness even as their deeper qualities come into focus. It never misses a laugh line, even in the chapter headings featuring quotes from random, brutally average children around the country. From its general concept to its tiniest detail, this book is just a hairsbreadth too lovable to qualify as tickle-torture.
Gitty Daneshvari is also the author of the young adult fantasy School of Fear trilogy and the grown-up romantic comedy novel The Makedown. This review was based on a Kindle reader uncorrected proof provided through the NetGalley pre-publication review website. The book becomes available on Oct. 20, 2015.