Sunday, January 8, 2012

Where No Tackiness Has Gone Before

This week's lighted-sign fiasco at the neighborhood ELCA parish:


Aaargghhhh... That turns my stomach on so many levels that I feel myself becoming a ruminant. Most disturbing of all, once the vomit backs down my esophagus, is the question: "In what way do they mean 'enterprising'?" Did I miss the verse in Matthew 2 where the wise men received double their investment in gold, frankincense, and myrrh?

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