This week's lighted-sign fiasco at the neighborhood ELCA parish:
EPIPHANY--AN ENTERPRISING STAR TREK!
Aaargghhhh... That turns my stomach on so many levels that I feel myself becoming a ruminant. Most disturbing of all, once the vomit backs down my esophagus, is the question: "In what way do they mean 'enterprising'?" Did I miss the verse in Matthew 2 where the wise men received double their investment in gold, frankincense, and myrrh?