Theoretically, there are a lot of ways you could approach the reform of English spelling. In practice, however, each way has problems.
First, you could assign a different letter to each phoneme, which would mean introducing letters that don't currently exist in our alphabet. (This would give us an excuse to ransack other writing systems, such as Cyrillic, for handy characters not found in the Roman system). Then each consonant and vowel sound in English would be represented by exactly one letter, which would represent no other sound. Second, you could develop a consistent system of multiple-letter combinations, such as ch, dh, sh, th, zh, etc. to represent certain sounds, so that we could get by with even fewer letters than we now use.
Or, theoretically (as my facetious edicts demonstrated), you could simply repurpose the letters of the existing alphabet to serve our needs more efficiently. And finally, short of inventing an entirely new writing system - and surprisingly few people in history have really had the genius for such a feat - you could throw some diacritical marks over and under the existing letters to clarify which of their multiple pronunciations is in use at a given point - especially when it comes to vowels.The main problem with all of these options, a problem I am by no means first to point out, is that each regional variation in pronouncing a given word would result in a different spelling of that word. If one goal of spelling reform is to standardize spelling throughout the anglophone world, this one-to-one, phonetic approach would be self-defeating. Worse, it would probably result in more variant spellings than just British vs. American; or, if a standard spelling was somehow enforced, in simply another case where, for most speakers, words were pronounced otherwise than as spelled.
Besides, I have come to appreciate the charm of the differences between British and American spelling. You can spot which part of the anglophone world a writer comes from, often simply by observing which way he spells such words as color/colour, fiber/fibre, draft/draught, jail/gaol, etc. The most fun discoveries, for fans of regional spelling quirks, are the inarticulate grunts and sound effects that people casually sprinkle into their speech, such as uh/er, duh/der, nyah/nyer, ew/eurgh, and aah/aargh. It's enough to make an American pause and reconsider the letter R.
Then there are the homonyms, homophones, homographs, all those "homo" words, that make English such a risky and exciting linguistic track to race on. If the soundalike words were all spelled the same, how would we tell them apart? For literate people, isn't the difference in spelling one of the ways we mentally distinguish between homophones? Plays on words won't be so clever - nor so readily appeciated - when they've stopped being separate words and become different definitions of the same word.
And fine distinctions like "effect" vs. "affect," troublesome though they may be, won't be as easy to make.Another problem began growing on my mind after I posted my Spelling Edicts spoof. When you read Lincoln's Gettysburg Address in my "reformed" spelling, it really doesn't look like itself. Too much of the essential character of the language is tied up in its spelling. The history of its development is in there, too. Related words may appear more similar to each other in writing than they sound to the ear. Knowledge of that kinship between them is part of the context in which they are used, often in a clever way that cannot be appreciated if their spellings are forced to conform to strict, phonetic rules. Even forms of the same word lose contact with each other across the chasm of phonetic spelling, whereas their archaic, somewhat arbitrary, traditional spelling preserves a remnant of that relationship.
There's a genius in that, too, like the way German uses the umlaut to keep the same vowel letter in a verb stem even when (due to a sound shift that happened centuries ago) each tense is pronounced with a different vowel sound. I use the example from a sister tongue because it may be easier for us to perceive its aptness than if I tried to demonstrate it through English examples. By the same token, then, who would expect /froilain/ to be a diminutive form of /frau/? Yet two little dots enable Frau and Fräulein to stand side by side, their etymological relationship unmistakable.
There are many similar instances in English, groups of words that would appear wholly unrelated if we spelled them phonetically, but whose interrelatedness becomes apparent when you see them spelled. Words such as who and what, closely related pronouns that in a phonetic system might not have a single letter in common. Here and there, for another example, are a matched pair of adverbs that, in "Spelling Edictese," would be rendered hir and yer. And words like the, which (at least the way I was brought up to use it) is pronounced with one vowel-sound when followed by a consonant and another when followed by a vowel - entirely left up to the discretion of the speaker, of course - would appear in print as two different words whose morphology might be difficult to explain.
I know people whose dual pronunciation of the word the runs exactly opposite to mine; it irritates me just a bit when I hear them, but I think it would irritate me even more if I had to fuss over how to spell our language's most frequently-used and inconsequential word, every single time it came up, and above all to have to take into account each individual speaker's proclivities.Bottom line, I like English spelling. Warts and all. It has so many fine details of cultural background fossilized in it. We have borrowed many French terms, few of which we pronounce as the French do, but whose Frenchness is kept evergreen by the English language's easy-come, easy-go canons of spelling. A francophone struggling to read a page from an American newspaper might feel encouraged, now and then, by the random appearance of a word he knows and loves. Meanwhile, an American is hard put to decipher words the Japanese language has appropriated from English, even after they have been transliterated into Roman letters. A perfectly systematic written language, like Romaji, cannot tolerate the existence of foreign words. It must obliterate their foreignness. It casts a magic spell on them - the spell of spelling - and their outlandish origins disappear.
I am aware that some people, such as the composer Percy Grainger, hold that English speakers should use only words derived from Anglo-Saxon roots. Thus, instead of coining a new word by sticking a Greek prefix in front of a Latin stem, we ought to jam two Anglo-Saxon stems together and make a new word out of them. The German language does this a lot: Handschuh (glove), for example, is such a hippogriff word, made by suturing "hand" and "shoe" together. Maybe that works for German folks. But English language has a cosmopolitan streak. How could we say that our language had a certain je ne sais quoi without dipping into the treasury of another language? And if we insisted on spelling that term zhernersehkwah, what would we have? Nothing but a piece of random gibberish, anointed with a given meaning (I don't know what). Imagine that word dropped into a transcript of a cultured conversations. The perplexed speaker, reviewing the transcript, would swear he had said something in French - but not even a native French-speaker would be able to find it if he looked for it!
No, folks. English spelling is best left alone. It's not as if ours is the only language that hazes anyone who attempts to learn it as a second tongue. Pity any one coming to Chinese, Korean, Japanese, or Amharic as an adult - there are too many characters to learn. If you want to be able to read a newspaper in such a language, you need to start young and study hard. Or take Vietnamese and Gaelic: two languages that use Roman letters, but in such a complex and idosyncratic way that the adult learner must live each day on the edge of despair. Cyrillic, Greek, Hebrew, and Arabic have extremely learnable writing systems; I would love to have an opportunity to master Thai, Hindi, or similar scripts. Sooner that than figure out how to predict the spelling of a Gaelic sentence from its pronunciation, or vice versa.And some languages clearly have the wrong alphabet; some have even changed alphabets, by law, within living memory. Some southern Slavic languages, for example, switched from Cyrillic to Roman writing systems during the last century. How I pity the folks who speak those languages - especially those whose lives cross cultural and linguistic borders into an area where a closely related spoken language is written in a vastly different alphabet. I think there are similar cases in and around the Subcontinent, where Sanskrit-based scripts have been exchanged for Arabic-based ones, or vice versa. Urdu, they say, is a language virtually identical to Hindi, yet their vocabularies and writing systems are mutually unintelligible. Maybe that doesn't seem like such a tragedy if you live in or around Pakistan, but it does give you pause when you hear that some bright-eyed know-all wants all English speakers to replace the Roman alphabet with some custom-designed hybrid of Sumerian and Hittite. Folks in Papua New Guinea, whose pidgin is based substantially on English, would need their own Rosetta stone to be able to decipher Australian missionaries' tracts. I can't imagine a worse tragedy.
